Standard Human Pizza page on Steam is now Live

Pizza simulator meets horror. Serve the monsters, survive the anomalies, and use secret ingredients to exterminate your clientele.

Standard Human Pizza is a simulation and horror game where the player is enslaved to make pizza for monsters. Set entirely in an isolated village, you must upgrade your pizzeria, deal with anomalies, and find a way to kill your customers and escape.

Features:

  • Unique fusion of simulator + horror.
  • Small village to explore, find upgrades and meet other humans.
  • No more tedious simulator tasks like restocking ingredients or cleaning the floor.
  • Unique anomalies with different solutions.

Availability

Standard Human Pizza Steam Page is now live and the game will be released Q3 2026.